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A nice way of saying you're on your period.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, I'm pretty horny, can I eat you out?
Girlfriend: I don't know if you'd like that right now, it's raining rose pedals for me
Boyfriend: Yeah, maybe some other time then. For now you get cuddles and pizza.
When people only have enough power to do burnouts in the rain.
Did you hear that? I that’s the phenomenon knows as rain burnouts.
This type of person is a lady in the streets but a beast in the sheets. Better watch out tho because when given bullshit they have intentions of finding you in bed.
"Be careful Billy or else the wrong enemies might Raine Perez you!"
Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !
Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.
Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.
As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
Prostitute who will work for anal.
"Man I wish I had a jordan rain"
A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.
In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.
The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?