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Penisaurus Rex

1. The mightiest of all prehistoric creatures that roamed the Earth and even Mars.

2. A name given to a man by other men, because even they can recognize that he is better than them.

1. The Penisaurus Rex slowly devoured what was left of the Loch Ness Monster after it dared to challenge him.

2. Man 1: "dude, Robby is such a penisaurus rex.

Man 2: "I know! He is so much better than us."

by penisaurusrex October 30, 2011

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t-rex hand job

To be masturbated by a person with ataxic cerebral palsy. A person with this birth defect has one or two small and withered arm resembling the arm of a tyrannosaurus rex.

I don't care what you say about her being a freak! I love the t-rex hand job. It makes my unit look huge!

by lowtarsmokenfool June 29, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Rex Syndrome

People who have got hands and arms. But are to rich to try do something basic ( Like wiping their own ass ) on their own.
like T-rex that can't use their arms.

Here phone my service provider....
Why?
I can't pick up my phone... I am to lazy... ( can't use his effin T-rex arms.) He has got T-Rex Syndrome

by Dark_seth July 13, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-rex tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 13, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-Rex Self Pic

An abnormally close-up self taken photograph by someone with short arms.

Danielle: Let's get a pic together with the buildings in the background.

*click* (no buildings, just a face and a half, T-Rex Self Pic)

Joe: Give me the camera T-Rex, we need someone with adult arms to get this done!

by Mr. BlG May 28, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


talkin bout t-rex

Said when a conversation has drifted beyond the original topic or comprehension all together.

Friend1: "I enjoyed the movie, it had cool effects and stuff"

Friend2: "Dude, please teach me how to play popcorn on the keyboard"

Friend1: "Dude wtf, I'm talkin bout t-rex here"

by ZT November 11, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rex hunt fishing tool

A sensible and useful pen-knife that can be used for an array of things as well as fishing.
Comes in particularly handy when trying to break into public facilities in a country where you don't speak the language but can infer that a pretty lady is about to soil herself.

Quick, be a gert and get the rex hunt fishing tool!

by Devonian Delia September 5, 2006

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