Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

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Wikipedia Rule

References the general theory that when a Wikipedia user is on any given Wikipedia article the user is never more than 6 clicks away from something directly related to sex, either through related articles or text-embedded links.

*Note: 6 clicks is a conservative number, in everyday practice the average required number of clicks is lower.

Wikipedia Rule example link paths:
Starting article: William Howard Taft. 1>Serial Killers. 2> Sex.

Starting article: Brooklyn Bridge. 1>Pedestrians. 2>Health. 3> Reproductive Health. 4>Pregnancy. 5>Vagina.

Starting Article: Manganese. 1>Pigment. 2>Cosmetics. 3>Human Body. 4>Male Reproductive System.

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Rule #101

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.

Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."

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Lads Rule

Used on occassions when only few people are awake at the end of a night. Those people are allowed everyone else's left over beers as this comes under 'lads rule'. If anyone refuses to give up their beers you only need to say lads rule and they have to give them up.

"We're doing all nighter so we get all the beers"
"What? No!"
"Lads Rule."
"Oh, okay."

End of conversation.

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Speeder Rule

Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.

Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)

Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"

Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"

Bro #2: (removes shirt)

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rule 121

Rule 121: If it's a chat site, people will fuck on it.
Rule 121a: If it's a chat site and people haven't fucked on it, they will, no exceptions.

Hey dude, I just went on Chatango and it was nothing but people cybering.
Dude, rule 121.

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The Golden Rule

No fat bitches.

Guy 1: Yo ima nail the chick, I don’t care if she looks like a Manatee.

Guy 2: Dude don’t. Remember, the golden rule: no fat bitches.

Guy 1: Dude you’re right, my bad.

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