Random
Source Code
Random
Russian Interference is term for when a man, (usually a Russian), tries to sabotage your plans to have sex with your girlfriend or boyfriend. This may be either through sabotaging you indirectly and in ways you don't realise until it's too late, or a more direct method like opening your bedroom door and coming in naked while you are in the middle of making love.
"My roommate spilled wine on me, I swear he did it on purpose, I had to change my top and when I came back downstairs my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. Talk about Russian Interference!"
"I arranged a first date with this hot guy, but when I got there, my ex, was sitting next to him. Apparently he just happened to be there and they had just hit it off at the bar? I swear he's hacking my phone dating apps. Fucking Russian Interference right?"
A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.
Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.
1. Code word for Vodka. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.
Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?!?
Person 2: Some Russian Lasagna.
Person 1: AH! Motherland!
The act of putting a gun up a woman's vagina.
Stan gave his girl a Russian Mafia last night and they haven't spoken since.
Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
It is a White Russian made with the cup from "2 girls, one cup."
Dude, I can't belive she just drank that Brown Russian
the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off
Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast