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You take a Vodka Sprite enema then rub a lime on your butthole and punch a comrade.
My wife made me a Russian salad last night. I love communism.
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A very tall Russian girl, who is extremely nationalistic, although raised in a different country, and is very stubborn. Strong supporter of communism and Stalin, and is known by everyone for her love of Russia. Also used as a derogatory term for extremely pretty Russian girls.
Oh my God, that girl is such a Russian giraffe... geez I can't stand her.
Look, it's a Russian giraffe.
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The act of putting a gun up a woman's vagina.
Stan gave his girl a Russian Mafia last night and they haven't spoken since.
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1. Code word for Vodka. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.
Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?!?
Person 2: Some Russian Lasagna.
Person 1: AH! Motherland!
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It is a White Russian made with the cup from "2 girls, one cup."
Dude, I can't belive she just drank that Brown Russian
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Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
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the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off
Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast
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