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Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.
Dude I just gave her a salty pony after we got wasted
When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you
Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(
what a girl swallows after a blow job
I just have her a salty smoothie
When you are in an argument with someone and it turns out you are wrong
John: No its A!
Mike: It's B!
Teacher: the answer is b
Mike: John's feelin salty!
noun - A term used to describe when one participates in the act of making out with a girl who previously gave head to another man.
Zach - "yo dude, i totally made out with the hottest chick. she was the blonde one at the party"
Jon - "You mean the one the one with the shirt and hair and stuff?"
Zach - "Yeh man!! it kind of tasted like swimming in the ocean though"
Jon - "It's because she gave you salty lips, your lucky the salt orginated from my cock and not someone elses"
After someone has been sweating (and tastes a bit salty) and their partner licks their butt hole.
After Jim came home from the gym last night, I surprised him with a salty cocoa.
When you ejaculate into your partners mouth unexpectedly...then they scream and scurry away.
I totally gave my girl the salty siren last night!!