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The Uncle Sam

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

by JoZG September 2, 2008

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Fireman Sam

1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.

2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.

1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!

20 years later Tommy is gay.

2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.

by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sam and colby

The best ppl ever they are ghost hunters but also are hilarious and have great humor but also keep it real with you and help you through all your hard times so just look them up it will be worth it I PROMISE

Omg sam and Colby posted a new vid I can’t wait!!!

by Pineapple2 April 27, 2020

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Sam Colangelo

Biggest Cap Artist of all time

Sam Colangelo: I’ll play basketball later

Robert: 🧒

by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sam Jones

A simp for Jiyoo Kim

Sam Jones likes jiyoo but she doesn't like him back

by y you wanna know my name October 7, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tokan Sam

The fruit loops mascot better known as "Tucan Sam." The advertisements make it quite clear that this bird is blitzed out of his mind.

Man, fruit loops really needs a new mascot. Tokan Sam's getting pretty old...

by Captain OJ July 9, 2006

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sam Sandburg

goddamn purple man

the man behind the slaughter Sam Sandburg

by Sam Sandburg January 27, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž