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Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odour, then releasing the odour into the face of an unsuspecting victim.
Andy nearly threw up after that fart sandwich
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this proves that the women is in control, because men will do anything for sex
woman:honey get me a sandwhich
man:get it yourself
woman:okay then no sex
man:okay honey what type of meat do u want ham or turkey
woman: ui knew the "sandwich theory would work
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A sandwhich consisting of multiple items in ones backyard.A sandwich made of bread,dead leaves,dog poop, tree branches,and grass.
When we found out Chris was drunk,we decided to make him a Backyard Sandwich for the fun of it.
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The ultimate present for a newlywed husband
Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night
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When a car gets stuck between two larger trucks/trailers/etc. on single (sometimes multi-laned) roads. Often happens in industrial areas, construction zones, and around dicks.
"Dude, look at that dinky ass Civic stuck between those two giant semi-trucks."
"That's a mean car sandwich."
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someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.
god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD
Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.
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A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.
Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?
Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...
Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.
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