Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.
To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."
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When ones penis tip protrudes through a hole in their underwear or clothing, either accidental or on purpose, resembling a shark fin cresting the surface of the ocean.
Tim's rush to leave the bathroom left his penis tip dangling from his open fly, revealing his shark fin to the entire office.
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Sneaking up behind someone and using four fingers jamming them into their clothed butt crack while screaming "Shark fin" in order to disrupt theiron train of thought
I just totally gave that chick a Shark fin when she was giving me a hard time
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Verb: To Steeze Shark is to steal someone's style.
Noun: A Steeze Shark is a person who has a tendency to copy the style of people they spend extended time with. Can commonly be seen changing their style every few months as the group of people that he or she hangs out with changes, due to the fact that Steeze Sharks have a difficulty to commit to one scene or crowd by nature.
Person 1: "You see Steve has the same shoes as you now?"
Person 2: "I know. He's sharking my steeze."
Steve, in this example, is a Steeze Shark.
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A Semi-Organized business, that loans people money, that one doesn't look in to ones credit and suspicious people. They loan the person the money with high amount of interest. Then, when the date comes to collect the money that the people own them, they go and forcefully take the money from them, and kill them, or take someone precious to them and take it for hostage as a reason to pay them the money, or take something of there's that would repay them for their expenses and more.
Hola, I need a somemoney on the DL for a job, know any good loan sharks.
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A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living
That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.
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Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"
Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."
Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."
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