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Is something you say in place a bad word
Shoot my boot I just lost again!
The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.
Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.
To Fire off or to Say the "C-word" 2 or more times
I was shooting some Cs when I walked past an Asian.
Hey, Can I have the pass to shoot some Cs?
Originating from the hypothetical of "IF I SHOOT TWO DOGS IN THE FUCKING FACE, IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN NOW SHOOT A THIRD DOG BECAUSE I SHOT TWO DOGS ALREADY" (which it in itself is a comedical way of saying "Just because you do something bad to other people doesn't make what you're doing now any less bad.") , shooting a fourth dog is when someone's rhetorical/ethical/or hypothetical question is made fun of or insulted and them responding with a hyper-exaggerated Babyrage.
Thimble: "Hey that presentation about ducks was pretty good..... NOT! IT SUCKED LMAO NERD."
Jumple: You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to-"
Thimble: "...... Jesus H Christ you really shooting a fourth dog with that one....."
Play some basketball outside ; similar to “shoot some hoops”
When it’s nice outside:
Dan- let’s go shoot some buckets!
Nick- okay !!!!!!
The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.
Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.
A game in which you seek out people riding bikes and attempt to throw a football (throw anything really, but preferably a football) at the bike wheels in order to get them to fall. A game along the lines of throwing sticks in front of online skaters a la Big Daddy.
"Do you know what bicycle skeet shooting is?"
"Are you going to shoot me on my bike?"
"No, I'm going to throw a football at your bike wheels."
"You're a dick. That sounds like such a redneck game."
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