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A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.
yooo you see that short down mart?
Staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual sex at someone else's house. From Australian Football League away uniforms: the 'away' playing team always wears white shorts.
Jane walks in the door at 11am.
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
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The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.
Hey, man, you seen Short Thimble around lately?