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When you sleep with someone then yeet yourself away
Bella: I think this person might want a relationship, but I kinda only wanna just sleep with them
Msn: It's okay, you should just Sleep then Yeet!
The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
When you want to have a sleep over and you type “oven” instead and all the Jews come over
Hey Zacharias wanna have a sleep oven?
To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis
I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.
When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.
“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”
“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”
Ah yes, sleep deprivation we all know it. You either love it or you hate it. Don't be sleep deprived and no I'm not doing this on 2 hours of sleep over 3 days. ;-;
Jeff: I'm so tired I didn't sleep at all last night
Mary: Oh so your sleep deprived?
Jeff: Yeah I think so
Mary: I know that feeling too well
Jeff: Yeah Sleep deprivation isn't fun
When you've reached a point where you're so tired that it feels like you're smacked.
Jackson: D'andre keeps laughing Daniel, he's that tired! Lol
Daniel: He's sleep smacked bro! Haha
D'andre: zzzzzzzz....