Legendary Sex Status

When You have 1 or more threesomes

I had a threesome so I have Legendary sex status

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Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)

Gay (homosexual),Feeling Extremely Gay (homosexual),Gay (homosexual) Action,Gay (homosexual) Behavior.

Bob: Dude i feel so "Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)"
Bob: Dude i feel so GAY

Valentina: Is All In A "Y.M.C.A. Status (Y.M.C.A.S.)" Around Them Girls.
Valentina: Is All In Gay Around Them Girls

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I feel ya status

When one describes a situation or predicament in which the other can personally relate to or recall.

Ike: Sometimes I feel teachers give grades based on favorites!

Eric: I feel ya status! I just got an F.....

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Big dog status monday

A name for the best day of the week Monday often referred to as B.D.S.M which stands from big dog status monday

Hey bro it's big dog status Monday go to your local clothes store and purchase some B.D.S.M merch to share this wonderful tradition

indirectly direct status

A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.

John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.

Jane comments on his status: what's up?

John replies: never mind

Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!

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Land Before Time Status

A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.

Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."

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post traumatic status disorder

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.

Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.

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