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Like the Cleveland Steamer, but with the added person yelling "Delaware!" like Joe Biden that one time.
I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it, and by it, haha well - a Delaware Steamer :)
Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.
My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.
A spin on the classic Cleveland Steamer - this sexual act involves eating a diverse and immense amount of food from a high-end all-you-can-eat buffet, allowing enough time for it properly digest and fester, and then defecating it all on the chest of a prostitute.
(Named after the world-famous Bacchanal Buffet in Las Vegas, where this act was pioneered, circa 2022).
Bro, that Vegas trip was epic; we found a nice hooker that let us do Baccy Steamers for only $100 each.
When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.
John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"