firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

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how 2 stop being bored

You think this is Google...Either you're a boomer or you're just stupid...

I'M so bored right now Imma just
*commits urban dictionary search*

Can't think of a sentence so imma just copy and paste it here

how 2 stop being bored

Nigga stop let me sex

When someone prevents you from doing something or doesn't allow you to

They tried to stop letting him sex so Justin_fishing7626 said ''nigga stop let me sex'' 💯💯💯

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NATIONAL STOP R*PE DAY

okay,now i got ur attention,please keep reading,

ITS SO F*CKING DISGUSTING ON HOW BOYS GOT US TO 100% OF WOMAN BEING R*PED.
that’s not okay! please stop this because of you b*tches we are scared to even go see our freinds at evening/night or wear dresses.

its kind of not fair how boys in dresses get popularity ,and us girls cant even get to wear one at night at the fear of r*pe.
now please spread this because this is urgent.

thank you for reading.
(not dedicated to all boys.)

Person one:hey! have you heard of national r*pe day?
Person two:yes,gross isnt it.
Them both :yes it is,we have to get r*pe down and never done again.
LETS CREATE NATIONAL STOP R*PE DAY!

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STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS

THEY'RE USELESS,UGLY,DON'T HAVE A SENSE TO EXISTS,COST 32 DOLLARS(that's too much for a mug),AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE URBAN DICTIONARY WANTS ME TO BUY THEM

Urban Dictionary:Get the word mug
Person 1:STOP TRYING TO SELL ME MUGS

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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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stop posting about among us

I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG