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"Wanna start a Canadian army?
I thought we were having a mass suicide
Same thing"
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An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.
-A suicide chump!
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The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.
Often found unmarred in the street.
I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.
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when you want to jump off a cliff because of mrs.segui
mrs.segui flew across the room and i wanted to kermit suicide
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When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.
(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
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A shitty movie. The Joker "dies"
Dude: did u see suicide squad
Girl: I want to break up with you for watching that movie
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Suicide Bomb. n. 1. The act of taking a shit on your parter's chest, then proceeding to smack the Q'uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.
Guy 1: Jenny passed out last night, so Kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
Guy 2: No way, you got pictures?
Guy 1: Yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
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