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The day where everyone worries about the next day, monday.
Bob: It's sunday! i have to get this project done before tomorrow.
Also Bob: Fuck monday
The most blessed man to ever grace his planet. Most handsome man of Penacony. He does no wrong, and would quite literally sacrifice himself for his people. He is the most precious human being to ever exist on this planet. Others may hate him, and that’s okay. Stan Sunday.
John: oh do you know sunday (hsr)???
Tim: the most handsome man in penacony? hell yeah!!
The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
A bit of craic on a Sunday afternoon.
Anyone who says they'll turns up and then pulls out is a total
cock jockey
Player A: That pitch looks like total ass chocolate
Player B: Ya but it'll be savage craic playin Sunday Rugby on it
On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke
Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday
Small man in love with Cuneo, usually wears glasses, sweater and nasty shoes.
Famous for leaving his number in the libraries around Europe and takes the "palo"
Synonym for Leonardo DiCaprio
"Ohhh there is Leonardo DiCaprio"
"No bro it's the Sunday, Luke Sunday"
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man