tail dust

different word for a fart

“Ah man, she blew some really stinky tail dust.”

tail das

A person with a tail of cellotape and slug-like behaviour

You have a tail das

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

Trail Tail

Getting a piece of ass while hiking or camping.

Yo, I met this group of girls hiking on the AT, I totally got some trail tail.

Tail-Butt

The common "wedgie": explained by a toddler

Mommy, i have a tail-butt.

Tail slap

The act of weaponizing a tail.

Danny used tail slap. It was super effective.

Unicorn Tail

A nerds rope hanging out of an asshole, usually but not exclusively in a sexual context.

"hey babe I'm getting hungry. could you feed me another unicorn tail please"