taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

Taxes

That's what Yoshi doesn't pay for

Taxes are gay

taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro

Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!