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Tipping on Tax

Giving to more than expected or getting more than recipient deserves.

She was so cute I didn't mind "tipping on tax " when I paid her for her cab ride home alone.

To hook up.

by Larlucks April 1, 2016


Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024


The Fanum Tax Song

A song normal people sing as an exorcism to get the brainrot demons out of someone when they have no other choice.

It is said that the song makes a "brainrot overload" happen, where the brain consumes so much brainrot, it has no choice but to release every single bit of brainrot into the world, releasing the brainrot demons. However, those brainrot bits have a chance of landing into the brain of one of the people performing the exorcism, so, after the exorcism, the performers must stay at least 6 feet away from the brainrot demon victim for up to 100 days.

"We have no choice but to sing... The Fanum Tax Song."

by phineasandferbfan2025 December 9, 2024


Tax hell nod

Turn your head slightly left. Nod quick.

“Tax hell nod”

by Verbaljewely May 2, 2021


Vibe tax

Extra money paid purely for the vibes

“Should we go to that dinner place that everyone takes pics at?”-Jack

“We could, but we’d have to pay the vibe tax.”-Deepti

by Uncut_jems September 11, 2022


The Gay Tax

The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.

“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”

by Ciiinderellly January 6, 2022


Modern Tax Society

what we live in

Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.

by asomea January 8, 2021