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When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.
Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!
''We are professionals of that especific technological machinery we use.''
Jeff: Bro, What this box ?
Dave: We Tech Those man !
When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"
A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.
I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.