Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.

Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.

Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock

“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean

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Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.

e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"

bean folder

Woman's version of a spank bank.

Girrrrrrl, did you see that hotty he's going in the bean folder.

aiden bean

Autism

"Yo, that guy is acting like a right Aiden Bean, we should bust a cap in his fat ass!"

Bean Flickr

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation for a female.

"Wow girls did you see that man? He is going into my Bean Flickr"

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