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A remote, desolate, and depressing place much like the "friend zone" into which those good friends named Ben (or any articulation of the name) are cast by a prospective mate. There is a subtle difference however, unlike the "friend zone," where the attraction is solely one-sided, those in the Ben Zone have been cast there by one who reciprocates the attraction, but has deemed any progression beyond friendship to be illogical, which in and of itself is illogical.
Girl: Ben, I like you...a lot, but I think we should just be friends.
Ben: Oh, ok then...
Ben's Friends: Ben, we're so sorry, you're in the Ben Zone.
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- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys
Ben Phillips is being defined as:
walking out of a shit english class
Max R says: Fu*k that was shit
Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole
Max R: what sh*t do we have next
*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*
Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS
Max R: F*CK YES C*NT
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The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time
"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."
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Namely a boring person, can be seen being bitter or spiteful.
Natural habitat is a cave or marsh land.
See boreasaurus
Person 1 "I'm not coming out tonight"
Person 2 "Oh stop being such a Ben Waller"
Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.
My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.
Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.