The greatest songwriter of all time. There are very few, if any, people who cannot relate to at least one of his songs.
The reason this guy is such an amazing songwriter is because he spent years studying the songwriting techniques of Bob Dylan.
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Dylan Chant probably has the largest cock in the male species. He is the definition of a FOB. His huge black cock reals in the pussy and he has nice hair. Clan tag: Big Dyldo Oner
Hey looks its Api...oh wait its just Dylan Chant
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One of a pair of shooters at a highschool in Colorado. He and his pal Dylan Klebold showed up at school late on April 20, 1999, when they arrived they planted propane bombs in the cafeteria, by the soda machines. The had the bombs set to go off at 1:17. afterward they went to the hill to watch the mayhem persue, ready to pick off the people who ran out of the building with their guns. They also had a bomb set in the car that they arrived in. when the times for the bombs to go off arrived, neither did. If the bombs had gone off, the death toll would have been in the hundreds.
As the approached the building, readying themselves for the task at hand, they took OFF their trench coats and pulled out their weapons (ill say which later) as the events occured 15 people died that day. 14 students and one teacher. 2 of the students were of course themselves, which they killed themselves in the liabrary.
They were armed with Pipe bombs, sawed off shotguns, an array of knives, a TEC-9, and a 9mm rifle
The events spawned a game called SCMRPG! or known as super columbine Massacre RPG! which is still for download somewhere. (i would suggest it, it is a rather fun game and relieves stress) it is really controversial though, but does not contain blood. it is more of a documentary, while the second half of the game is really more for fun though, as the characters are in hell fighting demons, and a southpark version of satan.
I can't think of a cool thing to say for Dylan Klebold, but hey, it was fun to play the game though.
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A biological man who plays dress up as a woman 24/7 and thinks he is one (clearly something wrong with his brain). He also mocks real biological women in so many embarrassing ways (ex. Showing waaaaay too much emotion, spending too much money on clothes, and flaunting tampons while acting like a clueless 4 year old). A man who has single handedly caused Bud Light to lose billions of dollars in sales. Also a predator to kids and teens because he makes the kids think this is all normal (btw, it ainβt ANYWHERE close to normal).
Margaret: βHey, have you heard about this influencer Dylan Mulvaney?β
Clare: βYeah, rumor has it that Bethβs 5 year old granddaughter Bella started watching him recently, and now she identifies as a gay toaster oven.β
Margaret: βKids these days, always confused and doing anything for attention.β
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Absolute schlong nobody can come pair to the girth and length of his horse cock
Dylanβs penis is massive
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