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waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.
I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.
You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.
Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.
These two people are very shy texting each other , but one day Harvey will text the Megan and they fall in love . They then are the cutest couple ever !!
Megan and Harvey = COUPLE GOALS
“ I have something to tell you , I love you !!”
One is a Megan Lim if they are an obsessive dumpling devouring, noodle slurping slut.
John: yo dude what the fuck did you eat all of my mushrooms in the microwave
dave: yea dude i did but im a fuckin’ megan lim, i cant help it bro dude
The most sadistic, soul sucking, heart crushing, selfish, monster anyone could ever encounter. She’s the type of self hated, ugly Syrian that’s only means of survival is making you whole heartedly believe she is the most beautiful, loyal, honest person you could ever have in your life, that you could never find anyone like her. She pulls you so close with her treachery and games, before you even know it you’ve let Satan’s nasty little whore into your head. She then takes everything from you, kills your will power, and makes you destroy the ones who truly love you. She’s an abomination.
Beware boys and girls, this one ruins your life for fun, while watching you drown and blame yourself.
You can refer to a Blue Whale.
“O, no! Megan Robb is at it again, another innocent soul lost.”
“Megan Robb stole away and put a spell on your loved one too!”
a beautiful girl who brightens a room
"i feel so happy rn"
"yea its megan smith keenan
Loves the dick! Surrounded by the sausage on a daily basis. Loves the skinny lads and loves schlongs! Dips herself in curry to get her natural skin tone and loves the Jews.
Watch out folks Megan Darby is coming get ready to dip your naan breads in