Mother fucker

A curse word that can and is used in basically any context. Although if you want the deeper meaning just say the fucking word and you’ve got your answer.

Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.

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Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

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Mothers Milkers

very sour milk

Mothers Milkers

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Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

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Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

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mother's lips

Suburban slang referring to the fattious tissue surrounding the vaginal wall, and / or oft used as a colloquial reference to ones inherent or self-evident "sexual aura".

Did you see the "Mother's Lips" on her... It was right there in her camel toe.

Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...

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Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

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