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It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day
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What you use to attack someone you don't like
Gustavo: "Mr. S. is being such a dickhead, I'm gonna get some peanut-butter balls"
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A song that originated by Buckwheat Boyz.
It's first major hype came from a crappy animation someone made of a dancing banana (which is totally irrelevant to peanut butter and jelly, unless you put banana's on your peanut butter and jelly).
It became so popular Family Guy had Brian come in with a banana suit on singing the song to Peter, which also became really popular.
The song became such a hype that even local Pittsburgh radio stations and surrounding radio stations even started playing it every 15 minutes.
Now it's an overused song and animation that is seldom seen, unless you find one person on a board or site that has the stupid animation as an avatar.
Seriously people, this song is no longer funny, stop playing it, it was about 5 years ago, it's time to move on.
Noob: It's peanut butter jelly time! (Posts dancing banana animation.)
Me: NO! It's NOT peanut butter jelly time. The early 2000's called, they want their crappy song back.
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a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.
B says: "girl i want you to gimme a peanut butter mouth massage, and i don't care who knows it!"
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When you get diarrhea on your period.
Not tonight, honey, it's peanut butter jelly time.
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When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."
"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."
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Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
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