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A musical about a switchboard operator in NYC who falls in love with a struggling playwright. Back then they had switchboard operators because they hadn't invented the answering machine yet.
"Hey, let's go see our school's production of 'Bells are Ringing'!"
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What you get when you spell Lord of the Rings wrong...like you just did dumbass.
Lorf of the Rings? Shut up i spelled it wrong...
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another word for an embarrasing fart
Q: "what was that?"
A: "oh nothing, it`s just my ring-tone"
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Sting Ring as defined above is incredibly irritating and I suffered for years. The anal bacteria that cause it can be treated easily with Daktacort Cream which is available by prescription only (in the UK).
I think I must have worms cos I have terrible sting ring.
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Being so homosexual that, during vaginal intercourse with a female, the male must pull out then insert himself into her anus in order to reach climax.
Seth couldn't blow his load fucking the bitch from behind, so he sneaked in a chili ring.
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When you get a can of dip(smokeless tobacco), and literally line your mouth with it. It should take no less than half a can of dip.
When you put it all in your mouth, it feels like a ring of fire around your mouth.
It is said that you can't successfully do it without throughing up.
Adam tried the ring of fire and threw up 6 times.
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An engagement ring with a large and flashy diamond; perceived to be expensive (and often is).
When worn by a girlfriend/fiancee the message communicated by the ring is "BTFO, I paid for this. She's mine... and she knows it."
Sometimes perceived as frivolous spending, the BTFO Ring may instead be a sign of:
(a) insecurity,
(b) distrust, or
(c) high-maintenance women.
"Hottie at the bar... I'm moving in."
"Good luck -- Check out that BTFO Ring... You don't stand a chance."
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