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Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate
Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....
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Do you go to toms river high school south
No, I'm white!
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A coded way to call for the complete destruction of Israel
College student 1 "From the River to the Sea, Palestine Will Be Free."
College student 2 " Soon Isreal will no longer exist."
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It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.
A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.
The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.
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when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex
Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.
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A popular meme made from the advertisement for the lego city emergency collection sets.
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.
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