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Ignoring all current responsibilities to wander off and get high as fuck, then snuggle up in bed
In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.
When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play
Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"
A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.
After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.
The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.
Hey billy I gave him the ol 1,2 buckle the shoe. His dumbass got the ocracoke steam bag.
When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out
Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat
A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.
Wow that man loves a Wilson Steam Roller