Tom Shots

Tom Shots is a term mainly used to describe someone who is malnourished in appearance and has an extremely skinny face, has long or scraggy hair, and has the tendency to ejaculate onto their own face. They also have an unusually large amount of semen per ejaculation, and ejaculations can last for more than a minute.
Tom Shots may also be used to describe someone who appears to be destined to spend their life alone and without female contact (for males). The term can also be used to describe females with aforementioned appearance.
A Tom Shots may also be suicidal.

The term originates from Thomas "Tom" Shots (1992), discovered for the first time by people who aren't a Tom Shots in 2010, he features all of the above traits and abilities.

The term is used most commonly in a metaphorical sense; "Look! It's Tom Shots!"

"That guy is a complete Tom Shots".

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Tom Macdonald

When you take a massive dump, and it stinks a lot, just like the real life Tom Macdonald's "music."

Sorry I was in the bathroom, was dropping a massive Tom Macdonald.

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tom cruise

1. an actor who visited South Park and ended up getting stuck in a closet along with Sylvester Stalone, he refused to come out of the closet so the south park police were forced to come and try to get him out of the closet.

but going out of the closet was tough, since R.Kelly visited the scene and started singing "trapped in the closet" while pulling his handgun out...R.Kelly also is stuck in the closet

2. the same actor that was stuck in the closet who is held responsible for the disaster on film called Mission Impossible III

Officer Barbrady: Come out of the closet Tom Cruise!!

Tom Cruise: No....im not getting out of the closet

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Tom Cruising

When one is driving their car and a great song come on and you sing it at the top of your lungs horribly. Like Tom Cruise in Jerry McGuire when Tom Petty's 'Free Falling' comes on.

I hate it when I'm stuck in traffic with some chick the next car over Tom Cruising it to Fergie.

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tom hank

To give somebody a wank (masterbation)

will you give my friend a tom hank

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TOM

time of the month

shes a bitch, go talk to her!
ok..... Whats up TOM?

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Tom

In Vegas, a "Tom" is a poor tipper, commonly known as a "stiff". On the other hand, a good tipper is known as "George".
George

"Here comes a Tom, I'm not going to wait on him."
"Dude, Tom is on his way to play blackjack at my table. I hope he goes broke fast."

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