Aoife o toole

A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone

Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week

Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways

Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude

Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)

"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"

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tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

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tool belt Tommy

A very manly lesbian or bull-dyke

hey! look at her that's a "tool belt Tommy"

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tool bag

means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like

tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs

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hoe garden tool

A BITCH

U HOE GARDEN TOOL GET IN MY CAR

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Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

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