Four Finger Pain Train

The four finger pain train is a controversial practice commonly used by boorish Neanderthal girlfriends in order to dominate their significant other. It involves the sudden unannounced insertions of the four non-thumb digits of the hand up to the hilt into the partners anus. This usually causes the the victim to writhe around in agony for several minutes. But in rare cases can be greatly enjoyed by the recipient.

Dude, I was in Econ the other day and Brian told me that he totally got four finger pain trained by his girl last night. The crazy mofo enjoyed it!!!

Its' been four hours!

A phrase used when asked if some thing was hard....
it's a reference to when you take viagra and 4 hours have passed and your still hard.....in other words Extremely hard or difficult

Cris: Hey Carl how was the Pre Cal test?
Carl: Well lets just say "Its' been four hours!"...
Cris:i It was that hard...dang!!!

four fingered twat twitcher

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.

She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.

Four-Strand Comb Over

When someone has only a few strands of hair on top of their head, but still try to style it.

"Hey look at that teacher, I love his Four-Strand Comb Over"

Dominics Four leaf clover

(Triple meaning)

1:When Dominic is being titty fucked by two women at the same time

2: when Dominic takes an object and places the object on the middle your butt and pulls or pushes in creating four butt cheeks

3: when Dominic’s face is being smothered with two womens asses

1: So what you do today

I helped make Dominic's four leaf clover 🍀

2: I feel ashamed after walking in and seeing Dominics four leaf clover

3: me and my homegirl made Dominic’s four leaf clover with whip cream in our asses

four-five-nine(ing)

To eavesdrop on someones conversation. Usually with the intention of taking the information for their own benefit. Comes from Penal Code 459 which concerns burglary and theft.

(on the phone) I'll tell you where to meet later. Right now my little brother's four-five-nine(ing)me.