why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

So...It All Started When You Were 7

AN EASY BUT SHORT WAY TO SPEED UP THE PROGRESS OF A STORY. (If you get punched, I am not responsible for your well-being)

BEING 1: SO WHAT HAD HAPPEN WAS...
BEING 2: So...It All Started When You Were 7...OKAY GET TO THE GOOD PART.

when

a way of someone not caring about what youve got to say

Sam: I scored in soccer
Billy: When
Sam: Yesterday
Billy: When did I ask

when

soemtmes a quesiotn

1.when you.
2. when?

When

It's a question with no answer.

When is when, when is now
when is where, when is how
when is me, when is you
when is everyone in this room.

When

Another was of saying when did I ask as a response to literally anything

Extra points if they actually reply with when it happened

Person 1: “Yo my grandma died on Wednesday,”
Person 2: “When”
Person 1: “On Wednesday”
Person 2: “When did I fucking ask”

When

When someone says “when” to something you say but is totally irrelevant

A: “ she’s pretty”
B: “when?”
A: “what?”
B: “when did I fucking ask”