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meat slit

A vagina.

"Let me see your meat slit."

by medusadetected August 27, 2023


Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023


Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.

Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.

by Did you say Groovy? October 19, 2022


Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 20, 2019


Thug Meat

a huge black penis bigger then the human eye can comprehend

that thug meat looked like godzillas tail !

by LostxArcid January 24, 2016


meat beanie

The foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis.

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.

by Jhalika January 07, 2014


Meat Cereal

The dried kibble food made of meat that you feed to dogs or cats.

Aw crap, my cat is out of meat cereal, now what will I feed him? He's going to scratch up my couch for sure.

by Iainbonics December 30, 2010