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Jmos the shark

Jmos the shark is a dangerous killing machine and you would never want to be seen near him

Oh no it’s jmos the shark we gotta run

Jmos the shark is a killing machine!

by Jmos the shark February 27, 2022

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Steeze Shark

Verb: To Steeze Shark is to steal someone's style.

Noun: A Steeze Shark is a person who has a tendency to copy the style of people they spend extended time with. Can commonly be seen changing their style every few months as the group of people that he or she hangs out with changes, due to the fact that Steeze Sharks have a difficulty to commit to one scene or crowd by nature.

Person 1: "You see Steve has the same shoes as you now?"
Person 2: "I know. He's sharking my steeze."

Steve, in this example, is a Steeze Shark.

by aintnothingclever January 2, 2012

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Baby shark

"Baby Shark" is a children's song about a family of sharks. Popular as a campfire song, it has taken off since 2016, spreading through social media, online video, and radio.

Should I sing baby shark?

by mennΓ€perille December 5, 2019

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plant a shark

Sarcastically admitting to something that was obviously ludicrous, pointless and logistically impossible for you to do.

To plant a shark: "Why, yes, I did shoot JFK from the grassy knoll, even though I was born 17 years later. Totally planted that shark."

by One smart woman December 13, 2010

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loan shark

A Semi-Organized business, that loans people money, that one doesn't look in to ones credit and suspicious people. They loan the person the money with high amount of interest. Then, when the date comes to collect the money that the people own them, they go and forcefully take the money from them, and kill them, or take someone precious to them and take it for hostage as a reason to pay them the money, or take something of there's that would repay them for their expenses and more.

Hola, I need a somemoney on the DL for a job, know any good loan sharks.

by Mcy-D July 19, 2004

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Daffodil shark

A oversized faggot whose completely ignorant and sucks sick for a living

That snitch carter is a Daffodil shark.

by DickFlex December 20, 2018

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snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo March 24, 2011

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