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A really powerful vacuum cleaner, like a Shop-Vac, or anything else that SUCKS.
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An Experimental Project (XP) released upon the masses of computer users, tooted as the latest and greatest operating system, which, in theory sounds great, however in practice, causes nothing more than problems, headaches, and nausea, and high job turnover rates for Network Administrators.
This fucking Windows X-perimental Project has crashed yet again, and insists upon sending an error report to MicroSoft. Un-be-fucking-lieveable. You'd think that after 20 years in the market, they'd have come up with something more stable...
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1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.
2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.
3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.
ima window shopper,rolling through monaco france avoiding that copper -50 Cent in Window Shopper.
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The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."
Bob: "Why?"
Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."
Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."
Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"
Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"
Jon: "Whats that?"
Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."
Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."
Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
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referring to the girl form of "balls to the wall"
Dude my GF went boobs to the window in that last game
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The Best operating system ever. Surparses XP and MAC by far.
Person 1: Have you tried windows vista?
Person 2: Yeah it totally rocks.
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A person, more often than not a female, who dresses slighty slutty, flirts with guys so she can get free drinks, then leaves them with blue balls at the end of the night. This is much like a manequin wearing designer clothing in a store window. You can look at it through the window all you want, but you can never touch it.
"Andy" was hitting it off with "Karla" all night at the local watering hole. She looked fine and seemed so into him, and he even bought her drinks all night. She hinted that they might go back to her place at the end of the night, so he kept buying her drinks. Then she told him she was going to the bathroom and he never saw her again. What a window dresser!
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