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A thing related to a paragraph, rephrasing a question on feelings, but with a dose of stupity .
“Tom likes going to the doctors bc that’s his dream job!”
Tom had to go for a checkup , how does Tom feel?
“Tom feels yay bc he docta”
Tom Cruise isn’t ISTP he is INFP
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Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4
*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn
A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
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carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch
Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something
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Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend
Female- "My boyfriend will beat you up"
Guy-"Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he broke"
Hilarious quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop. Used excessively in Arnold prank calls which can be quite hilarious. The term who is your daddy which derrives from this usually is an expression of personal superiority to someone else or to emphasize a victory.
Johnny just beat Tom in a videogame.
Johnny: "Who is your Daddy?"
Jim is screwing Sharon and making her scream quite loudly in orgasmic ecstacy
Jim: "Who's your daddy bitch? Who is your daddy??"
Sharon: "You!"
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