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When you finger a girl who is on her period and get blood on your hands.
Con fingered Jourtney and got Macbeth hands because she was on her period.
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A person who doesn't actually do anything at work. But when they talk on the radio, they act like they did everything and then takes all the credit.
A person that is lazy but when they finally do something, they have to announce it over the radio. So everyone can hear what they did.
(Used in any business where the employees talk over a two-way radio.)
Boss: We went ahead and got everything done.
Employee 1: God!, I don't know why he is saying "we". He didn't do anything.
Employee 2: Man, you know he is just a radio-hand.
Employee 1: I know, he just sits in front of his laptop all day watching movies.
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When someone wraps each of his or her individual fingers with lamb (or ham) — and puts one in the palm of his hand — and then shakes strangers’ hands.
Ol’ Lamb Hands needs to cool it at this tradeshow. People have been wondering if it’s the lamb or if it’s just the way he smells.
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A tub of melted ice with beverages in it from which everyone has been grabbing out of all night
Man!! if you grab a beer out of that hand soup, wash it off, you dont know whose booger pickers and pecker pullers have been in there!!!
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A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.
Or...
It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.
Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need
Or...
Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
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When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone
“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”
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A person that aggressively and harshly
squeezes another's hand when shaking hands.
"That freaking Hand Hunter crushed my fingers!"
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