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(1)The act of having sex.
(2)What parents tell children instead of using the term sex
(3) pick-up line to use on random girls.
"hey girl. Trying to grownup kiss"
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When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
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When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.
This mornings coffee kiss made my day.
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To lick another person's face from the tip of the nose to the hairline. A particularly good way to end a first date.
Brad: Oh man, dude, Melanie totally gave me a dinosaur kiss after our date last night. Score!
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The month when women with boyfriends who are participating in the so-called manly event, "No Shave November", become so disgusted and turned off by their hairy men that they choose not to kiss them...a retaliation towards No Shave November!!!
Boyfriend: Yeahhhh, I'm being manly and participating in No Shave November!
Girlfriend: Oh, you mean No Kiss November?
Boyfriend:......wait, what?
Girlfriend: No Shave, No Kiss, The End!
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its were you straddle your best friend and make out with them and then talk about cheese cake or some crazy random shit like that
Me and Adma are kissing buddies
Skyward: you have a boyfriend
Me: I know kissing BUDDIES!!!!!
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A Mark left on the sheet when you sit down after you've been working hard, and the sweat has washed the s*** stains down your bottom.
darling, I told you use a wet wipe when you take your pants off at the end of a hard day, you've left a Pakistani kiss on my nice clean sheet!
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