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Weed Widow

The wife or partner of a grower of weed who finds herself alone for the majority of the time while the grower tends to the crop and other details. Being a weed widow made financial sense, which outweighed the absence of a husband or partner, before legalization destroyed the Black Market.

Harvest had him so busy she became a Weed Widow.

by Napkinlife August 10, 2018


Mountain of weed

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013


asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 5, 2021


Weed Buck

Currency accepted in Weed, CA in 2 restaurants, one's ran by Roger, he's a cool guy but he's a meth addict I think

I don't have a lot of cash on me, but I have five weed bucks, do you take those?

by marchkarcz October 5, 2019


Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 28, 2020


Crotch weed

When weed falls on your lap when rolling a joint or packing a bowl

Courtney's lap was filled with crotch weed after rolling a joint

by Ekesty August 9, 2016


weed mouse

a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.

" Eh man, who the hell are you?! you ain't nothing but a weed mouse!!"

by kelsicoca February 18, 2013