Ur mom

I fucked your mom

Slipped through ur moms window and fucked her

Ur mom

Ur mom

Boy: “Who asked? Girl: “Ur mom did”

Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

Ur mom

Is at my house

Girl: gay
Boy;Hi ur mom

ur mom

an expression/"insult"

person 1: "u look stupid"

person 2: "ur mom"

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

Ur mom

Yo mama

Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes