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A line said from Kanye West's song "Sussy Balls" which he recorded on TikTok.
"Among us hairline, I'm hella gay."
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A game played between friends whilst engaged in a group session of cannabis smoking. The game begins somewhere around the last two to three centimetres of zoot, otherwise known as LB's or last blasts. The game starts when a self-appointed initiator announces to the group 'save us a toke on that'. The aim is to smoke the joint until it can be smoked no more, one toke at a time. The joint is passed to whomever asks for a blast, never repeating the same request. In an ironic twist, the winner is the person most willing to smoke the worst part of the spliff for longest.
Bill: save us a toke on that could ya?
Iain: there doesn't happen to be an extra bang on that is there?
Pete: don't bogard that zoot, let me have a blast
Aaron: that looks delicious, sort me a quick suckle on that biff
Etc etc etc
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Use and abuse is when you meet up with a girl and spend "quality" time together.
The point of Use and Abuse is that you dont tell your mates about her. The origin of the concept was created by a legend called Reece Cheevers. We dont know who he is it's an Urban Myth
Use&Abuse:
They were a use and abuse
Were they a use and abuse?
I am going to use and abuse
Reece let's find a use and abuse for me
Did you use and abuse ella.
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A person demanding verbal communication from someone who is not speaking.
lady: mumble, mumble..
man: Use your words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The rotten vagina douche juice that trickles down after a hoe uses one.
bitch, u smell like some used douche juice.
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He Will Not Divide Us! is a slogan made up by actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf to fight Donald Lump and his tiny hands.
Trump: me gon bild a wahllllll!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us!
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Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
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