Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band
Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin
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1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.
"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"
A neurodivergent person whose complete and pathological lack of game makes it impossible for them to get laid and dooms them to the bestfriend zone forever.
Dude, did you see Aaron's neurodi-virgin ass trying to make a move on Olivia the other day? I felt like I was watching an episode of the Good Doctor.
Someone who has never worn a belt
That person over there is a waistband virgin.
A ban virgin is a chatroom moderator that has never banned anyone from a chatroom. The reasons may include the following:
Scared that he/she may lose their power due to banning
Believes in NOT abusing powers
Enjoys the trolling
Doesn't give a shit
Actually uses the block feature
or just doesn't know how to ban people
Moderator1: hey guys!
lameguest: FUCKK YOUUUUUUUU
lameguest: I BEEE TROLLLLINNNNNNNNNN
lameguest: IM SOOO HORNYYYYYY
Moderator2: hey mod1 you ready to lose your ban virginity?
lameguest: HAHAHAHAAHAHA BANN MEE I DARE YOU!!
Moderator1: -__-
When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin
Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.