shit-well

It is used when a person online or in-person says something stupid and/or idiotic and creates a chain of people hating on the original commenter for their terrible comment. Most of the times the original commenter deletes their comment due to the hate. (Shit-well refers to a 'water-well' (the comments) getting infested with shit comments.

YouTube video: "Tips and Tricks on how to Speed up Game Performance"
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"

"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"

"Did this person graduate high school?"

"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...

Welly Well Well

When someone is being sarcastic while pretending to welcome you.

"Welly well well, look who's back!"

smoky well

When you vape out of your dickhole

Hey Joe did you hear about the party last night? It was insaine, Danny tries to do a smoky well

Well buddy

Universal phrase to use in excitement, betrayal, conflict, or when something bad happens.

You can use this phrase in many ways.

Example 1: depressing
Person 1: “Can I have this dance?”
Person 2: “no.”
Person 1: “Welll buddy..😔”
Example 2; excitement

“I just..won a new car!! WELL BUDDYY THIS IS GREAT!!

well then shit

The realization of a fatal error after numerous attempts at solving a problem have been exhausted. Whereas all solutions were well planned, none of them worked. Sometimes used in contraction form: “well’n shit!!”

(Handyman): “We’ve tried six times now to get this toilet unclogged, and nothing seems to work.”
(Toilet Owner): “Well then shit!!”
(Handyman): “I could do that if the toilet actually worked...”

Well down

Well down is a synonym for amazing or awesome

This is some well down chicken

jiggle my titties and throw me down the well

an expression of frustration

"did you do your homework?"
"JIGGLE MY TITTIES AND THROW ME DOWN THE WELL! I FORGOT!"