People who annoy you

A phrase becoming increasing associated with black people, 100% down to Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Superflymacdaddy; 'Do you know any people who annoy you?'

Joe; 'That genuine chocolate face guy does, he really grinds my gears. In fact im going to tell him next time i see him.'

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Clowns Who Kill Chavs

An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.

Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!

Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!

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He-who-must-not-be-named

a) A common way to refer to someone who is undesirable to converse about, basically a filler name for certain individuals.
b) The common nick name of Lord Voldemort form the harry potter novels.

Tom: i can't stand....him..
Bob: Who?
Tom: He-who-must-not-be-named

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Who pissed in ur cereal

When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!

Who the hell pissed in ur cereal

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Who's bitting your balls

Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.

Also said as "who bit your balls"

Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro

Jamal: Fuck off

Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls

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Bryan: What up

Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me

Bryan: Woah who bit your balls

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Who art thou father?

When Who's your daddy? gets tired, change it up with a little "Who art thou father?" Can also be embellished with a chaser, as in "Who art thou father... biotch?!?"

Vader: "Luke"
Luke: "Yes?"
Vader: "I am your father."
Luke: "No, that's not true... that's impossible..."
Vader: "Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "NOOOO!"
Vader: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?"
Luke: "I'll never join you!"
Vader: "Didn't you show up here with two hands? Who art thou father?"
Luke: "Well played."

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People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS

Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt

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