When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.
"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."
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the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.
Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."
Guy 2: "well did you make it?"
Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"
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three fingered salute is another name for CTRL+ALT+DELETE.
CTRL+ALT+DELETE does...
Windows 3.11 = blue screen prompt to restart.
Windows 9x = Applications-only version of Task Manager.
Windows 2000 = Lock PC screen
Windows XP Home = Task Manager.
Windows XP Pro = Lock PC screen
Windows Vista and 7 = Menu to log off, switch user, lock computer, turn off and Task Manager
Sam: Why this computer with Windows 7 will not unfreeze?
Robert: Try the three fingered salute.
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When something is so awesome, that two thumbs up is not enough.
Anders: (thumbs up!)
Britters: (THREE THUMBS UP!)
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This is one heck of a rock band here! Brad Arnold is one of the best music writers ever in my oppinion. Their music is abolutely great!
If I go crazy will you still call me Superman?
When Im gone
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When you have a baby with your third-cousin
Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball
In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.
Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!