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When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.
I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."
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1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.
2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!
20 years later Tommy is gay.
2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
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The best ppl ever they are ghost hunters but also are hilarious and have great humor but also keep it real with you and help you through all your hard times so just look them up it will be worth it I PROMISE
Omg sam and Colby posted a new vid I can’t wait!!!
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The fruit loops mascot better known as "Tucan Sam." The advertisements make it quite clear that this bird is blitzed out of his mind.
Man, fruit loops really needs a new mascot. Tokan Sam's getting pretty old...
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The act of shoving a bottle rocket in your pee hole, and inserting it into a girl's vagina.
I just gave Scott a Cynical Sam.
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A large bugga who wont live past 30 because he vapes, eats WAY too many burgers and hates potatoes.
Holy Moly is that Sam Idd or is that a blue whale hahahahahahahahahaha.
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