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a weiner between two buns, preferrably white
I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night
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A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.
God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!
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The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
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Stuffing the Turkey refers to a man who is highly intoxicated vomiting into a woman's vagina while eating her out.
"Dude I was so drunk last night I ended up stuffing the turkey.... the worst part was she made me eat the stuffing."
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Cousin to the awkward turtle (official mascot of the awkward moment) As the awkward turtle is recognized by a hand gesture, so is the awkward turkey. You hold your four fingers from one hand up behing the fist of your other hand. The hand with the fist will then stick its thumb out and wiggle it around. Go ahead, give it a try, and show it to your friends. Its awkward.
Hey lover, I have some thing to tell you, sorry I just gave you aids......At this moment you could have the awkward turkey run in.
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When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.
DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."
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