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A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".
He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight
Belly full up
Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick
Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)
This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.
Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today
The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.
Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'
well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...
Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline
Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"
Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*
Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.
One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.