goose far var

A phrase bringing tranquilty and serenity to an angry mind.

Used by Jack Nicholson:

Example:

Wife: "Honey I just wrecked the Porche!!"

Husband:"WHATTTTTT?"

Wife:"C'mon baby, goose far var"

Husband:"Geez... I'm better now!"

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Little Goose Chubby

A small, almost unnoticable erection, brought about by an awkward yet exciting situation. The aroused must be a goose.

When the hot girl gave the awkward goose a hug, he got a little goose chubby.

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Jockin' My Goose

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

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Grey Goose

The shape of a hand made with all fingers coming to a cone position with the intention of fisting something.

Kim looked back at kanye saying "give me your grey goose, I want to feel it up to your elbow!"

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Zonked Off The Goose

Someone who is extremely drunk/high that they've lost all sense of control and emotion. Being zonked off the goose usually results in an enjoyable experience but can be dangerous and must be practiced with caution

Yooo Tatum was zonked off the goose at the party

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Goose is loose

When you say you have a girlfriend but every time you go home you ask for your dad to finish in your mouth

Dude I heard the goose is loose and hes been moaning his dads name at night

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Goose laugh

Someone who has the most annoying laughter ever heard. Usually from a retarded idiot who has no brain or someone who tries to annoy people

Dude your laugh is annoying shut up. You sound like a goose.

Or

Hey do you hear him he's got the goose laugh

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